February 2011
231 posts
3 tags
friend-zone (n)
matthewlove:
The seventh level of hell, where despite all and any efforts to the contrary, no member of the sex you’re attracted to will ever see you as anything more than conversation.
The perennial location of nice guys everywhere.
A very frustrating and very shitty place to be.
A disease plaguing men all over the globe.
The penalty box of dating.
The only thing about this I...
January 2011
147 posts
tomarvoloriddle:
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textsfromlastnight:
(817): His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart.
hahahahahhaahhahhah omg win
You are perfect to me.
peaceloveandsmiliefaces asked: Ok have to do this cause your my best friend and I love you!!!!!!!
No matter what happens I am there for you!!!! GO FOR IT!!!!!!! You are a great person and if he cant see that then he doesnt deserve you and you know that!!!!!!!!!! We are both happy for now and this is great! I love that our lives parellel each other without us knowing it! LOVE YOU TO DEATH AND YOU KNOW I AM...
No matter what happens I am there for you!!!! GO FOR IT!!!!!!! You are a great person and if he cant see that then he doesnt deserve you and you know that!!!!!!!!!! We are both happy for now and this is great! I love that our lives parellel each other without us knowing it! LOVE YOU TO DEATH AND YOU KNOW I AM...
When someone compliments you.
endless-facade:
Outside:
Inside:
“I have such a Hollywood image of drug dealers.”
– Alissa
I know you like to think your shit don't stink,...
Show me your scars. Show me the cuts you gave...
i gave you my love but you didn't want it
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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Tell the Devil I said "hey" when you get back to...
If my body was on fire, you’d watch me burn down in flames.
You said you loved me, you’re a liar. ‘Cause you never ever ever did, baby.
But darling, I’d still catch a grenade for ya.
Watchwhitebreadd:abriannebrooke:y0urstruly:mcflyy:lammiie:
press play
click on the video, and drag your mouse
mind = blown
matthewlove asked: 7061.) I want him to notice me. Allowing him to then remember me...
Reblog if you find stretched ears a huge turn on.
7061.) I want him to notice me.
notice *remember
My Valentine's Day:
questioneveryone:
Me:
My friends:
when you hear your parents coming and you try to...
uj3lly:
heroin-chick:
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NO WHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
ALWAYS HAVE A SAFE TAB, ALWAYS.
GOOGLE
CLUB PENGUIN
Ryan Ball
I sees the picture. <3
se7ensins20 asked: http://64.34.162.133/uploads2/11981_2_9_2008_10_43_00_PM_-_oh_shit-759720.jpg
You asked for shit in your ask box
You asked for shit in your ask box
matthewlove asked: you're fabulous. i adore you <3
Going to watch fucking Family Guy
Leave shit in my ask? Pretty please? Chatty mood today :)
se7ensins20 asked: I hope my response worked. it was being gay
se7ensins20 asked: Dear _Sarah_____,
I __miss__ you. You have a nice ___vagina___. You make me __horny_____. You
should ___fuck me____. Someday I will __fuck you____. You + me = ___sex_____.
If I saw you now I’d _____rip my clothes off_____. I want to ___make sexytime with_____ you. I
would build a __bed_____ just
to fuck you. If I...
I __miss__ you. You have a nice ___vagina___. You make me __horny_____. You
should ___fuck me____. Someday I will __fuck you____. You + me = ___sex_____.
If I saw you now I’d _____rip my clothes off_____. I want to ___make sexytime with_____ you. I
would build a __bed_____ just
to fuck you. If I...
kowalska asked: Dear Poop,
I poop you. You have a nice poop. You make me poop. You
should poop. Someday I will poop. You + me = poop.
If I saw you now I’d poop. I want to poop you. I
would build a poop just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be poop.
We could poop under the stars.
I poop you. You have a nice poop. You make me poop. You
should poop. Someday I will poop. You + me = poop.
If I saw you now I’d poop. I want to poop you. I
would build a poop just
for you. If I could sing you any song it would be poop.
We could poop under the stars.
2 tags
Just going to write UNDESIRABLE across my face.
I’ve left a few cute/nice/complementing words in various ask boxes of cute boys. None of them are being answered. LOLNOONEWANTSME. I’m in the mood to chat with some cuties. What’s up people of tumblr?
Write me a letter.
broctopus:
Dear ______, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
No....
iexcuseyourvagina:
halfbloodpenis-:
red-rum:
one time i almost got eaten by a bear
yup
one time a bird attacked me
yup
one time I almost got shot
yup
one time I got a pretty bad paper cut
yup
All I'm asking for is a loyal and tatted up nice...
^^^^
What 14-year-old's today look like,
cornealiousthedragon:
mtrmeow:
nopityforafuckingcoward:
whatsernamex:
wewereshoutingsecrets:
embersxo:
swinglifeaway72:
What I looked like when I was their age,
reblogforever.
SO TRUE lololol
thats me in the 2nd picture in the middle.. js
LOL is it really^
this is so true too.
truth
oh my god…
Reblof if you agree that no guy should ever wear...
I get tired of hypocrites.
imjustaboywithadream:
And people who don’t talk shit out.
Just fucking talk it out.
It’s not even that hard.
Move your mouths.
Words come out.
And things get better.
;alsdfk;lasdf
I love you for saying this!! Agree 100%